Coonery in the House of Reps

uhm WHY would they even allow Hurricane Chris to step into the House of Representatives? let alone perform the "Halle Berry" song?...now Hurricane Katrina made our [Louisiana] judicial system look like a joke but this shit right here totally takes the cake!.....must've been a REAL slow day in politics....they honored a half ass rapper who speaks about sex, drugs, & violence...is THIS what you think represents MY LOUISIANA? because it doesn't!. this shit pisses me off to no end I'm done!.... here's the video of this coonery


his grandma is the lady in the green and is a State Representative from Shreveport.....THIS is why this type of shit gets praises...do that shit in shreveport NOT the state capitol

Tiny Teeth of Terror!

IDK if I've told anybody this but grown ass men and women who still look like they got their baby teeth and have HUGE ass gums are a tad bit spooky to me. and its like they are ALWAYS the ones with a damn smile on they face! Ugh that shyt just makes my skin crawl ugh! gimmie the heebie jeebies!!!!

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My New Haven?

Okay, yall know I'm a whore for a fresh & unique pair of kicks right? WELL!!!! I found a site where I can be one & not be judged for it MYAIRSHOES.COM I just found out about them literally this morning when I got an e-mail from Kat who I think is the site moderator.....& I was totally won over by the denim Terminators (pictured above) now I'm not a wearer of Terminators but they do have some phresh kicks so maybe these will be my first pair?...... MYAIRSHOES.COM delivers news, info, and release dates on shoes and lets you check out people who customize their own shoes... Check out MYAIRSHOES.COM and tell them I sent ya....I'm sure you'll run into me on there

SexEd 101: For Novice Sake

So, like, uhm, yea…..idk wassup with my friends thinking I’m their sex therapist….I’m neither Dr. Drew nor Dr. Sue so when I give you advice I give it from what I’ve read, what I’ve saw and what I’ve done…so don’t blame me if I tell you to try something and your partner don’t like it….I mean if she don’t like face shots and he don’t like you to play in his ass right before he ejaculates sounds like a problem the 2 of you should discuss together!.....I mean don’t come at me after it’s done & tell me she’s mad at you because some of your kids got in her eye by mistake….like I said that’s between you 2!

Communication is key in a relationship in every aspect ESPECIALLY when it comes to both of yall getting yall rocks off, so if yall don’t talk about what you both like and don’t like during intercourse then 9 times out of 10 you’re setting yourself up for bad..HORRIBLE sex…and I know you’re thinking that “if I say what I want then sex is gonna seem planned or rehearsed” BUT, it doesn’t have to be that way, you can explain what you want before sex, it doesn’t make you a freak and its definitely not taboo to talk sex before you actually have it, honestly I think it should be a requirement…you can’t be a prude when it comes to having a mind blowing sexperience. Sex should be a sporadic concept, mix it up…don’t do the same thing over and over if you start with 4 play then oral then straight to the nitty gritty ALL THE TIME it get’s a bit predictable start with something different hell start from the end to the beginning see how that one works

Me personally, I’m no novice....no sexpert either…I like to play pretend so I have a few characters in my head that come out on occasions…..(no I’m NOT schizo).
I’m all about making love (yes there’s a BIG difference in sex & love making) to your favorite slow jams but I think you haven’t had it good until you’ve done it 2 rap music I like to call it “gangsta fuck” & sometimes it’s required for me because I tend to get off track & sing the songs that’s playing…sooooo yea rap music works best 4 me (you shouldn’t go trying this with out your partners consent).

Basically I said all that to say this, if you hear something interesting that you want to try talk it over with your partner if they don’t like it try to reach a compromise but don’t just slip something new on them and expect them 2 like it, next time before you have sex, hold it off for a week and yall just talk about yall likes & dislikes in sex and see if it’s anything like the first time, or better…


EDITORS NOTE: I know there are some who claim “I can put it down” so for you who do claim that, this is not for you..this is specifically for the beginners well not actually beginners but the inexperienced ones who THINK they’re doing a good job but really aren’t & no one wants to hurt their feelings & tell them their not.

I VOTED TODAY, DID YOU?

the two people who were in front of me they were there @ 6

I am soooooo happy today, I'm living in something that I thought I could've only read in History book.....I woke up very early @ 5:00 this morning to get ready to stand in line @ the poll, I made it there at about 6:00 and went and joined the other 2 people who were standing in front of me...and as time went on a few more started pulling in and saying good morning and laughing and telling jokes..and this is my first time in a long time seeing my people woke this early in the morning and HAPPY about it....which made me feel even better!

waiting in line...didn't have my ipod grrrr

But with happiness comes the devil, now at my polling place ever since I've voted there for the past 4 years I've always voted from the back door of the school...even if I came in the front door, they would ask me to walk across the hall & go wait in line by the back door so I can give my name & all the other stuff now everybody else seemed to have known the rules too because they were in line @ the back doors..

Polls opened at 7:00 pm sharp after the poll workers said their prayers (which i was happy and surprised to see) and they let us in the backdoor in and went opened the front door & told them they have to walk outside through the backdoor to wait in line which at that time were only 15-20 people maximum so it shouldn't have been a problem.

but NOOOOOOOOOO little miss fugee wanted to turn into Angela Davis and start a 4 woman revolution with the other 3 women who were behind her in line telling the poll manager (who was an older lady) that "I can't believe this shit, (mind you we vote in an elementary school) I've never had a problem like this, we always come through that door to vote" so the poll manager still trying to remain civil told her "sweetie, please don't do this, this is a historical moment for us, please don't mess it up" which little miss fugee and her mignons replied "The damn moment messed up when you told me to go wait in another line to vote"

That really really really upset me because for 1 it's a small polling precinct and it has never had a high volume of voters at one time so that was a surprise to the poll workers as well, but little miss fugee and her hyenas seemed like they were outside plotting what they would say if somebody said the wrong thing to them this morning.

I VOTED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID...I VOTED BRIGHT AND EARLY THIS MORNING, THE THIRD PERSON IN LINE AND TO CAST MY VOTE AND I FELT A SENSE OF RELIEF that's why I decided to post this video of a song I think is fitting for today and I think it's something we're all hoping for, A Better Tomorrow.....

WTF: Potential father of Bristol Palin's child

WTF!! I knew there was a reason McCain hasn't let this lady go out without him and speak on his behalf because he & his team knows the media will eat her alive!!!!! and especially after this video has leaked! but he claims it's because "We're having so much fun together" (OH MALARKY!) Republicans are deemed to be soo conservative and go against soo many things but here she has a teenage daughter who's unmarried and pregnant.......but from this video that's not the ONLY socialist thing she's done....she has split dark oak!!! & the father of her unborn child COULD be a black man, now I respect him for this video because he want's to be apart of his child's life....or at least I think because he DID state in the video that he's trying to get his "urban rap career" started (his words not mine!). So all in all this could just be a publicity stunt OR maybe not.... seems to me McCain didn't dig deep enough in her closet to find all her skeletons, because, honestly I think he just picked her to win over the voters who said they were gonna vote for him since Hillary didn't win the Democratic nomination and because she wasn't nominated for VP but, hey I give major kudos to whomever his PR team is because they are thinking smart.......... anyway without further ado here's the video of the guy.

WTF&OMG O' The Day

FORRE ST CITY, AR – Police say a Forrest City, Arkansas man has been charged with raping his 8 day- old baby. 

According to a police report, officers were called to the Forrest City Medical Center, September 1, 2008, about a baby that had been sexually assaulted. Forrest City police say the baby also had a skull fracture and had to be transferred to the Arkansas Children’s Hospi tal in Littl e Rock because of the severity of the injuries. 

Investigators say the father attacked the infant during a visit at her 15 year-old mother' s house . Police say other people were at the home at the time of the assault. 

Police say Davis had no criminal record since turning 18, but could not say whether Davis had a juvy wrap-sheet . The information could not be released under Arkansas state law, said investigators. 

Police say the infant’s father, 18 year- old Reginald Davis , has been charged with Rape and Second- Degree Battery. The case is still under investigation and it is unknown if any other arrests will be made, said Forrest City Police. 

**Editors Note** I hate hearing stories like this and it bothers me even more to find out the guy is black!...I hope they beat him senseless wherever he goes, this sick fuck needs to be put UNDER the jail....UGH! just makes my skin crawl. and what's even more disturbing is that there were other people there!!! where were they when he was doing this to the baby WHY did they leave him alone with the baby and for him to even attack her... that baby is 8 days old, what could so do for him?she did NOT ask to come into this world and if it was from something the momma did take it out on her NOT the baby...he looks retarded anyway but that does not excuse him for what he did....i hope he rots in hell!!**

No Homo....

Okay, can people please, please, PLEASE stop using this ridiculous "no homo" tag on everything they post!?!?!?....Cam'ron or Juelz Santana, whoever made it up was gay for starting this lil phrase in the first place & THAT'S HOMO!...I hate hearing this with a passion, because personally I think if you have to say "no homo" as a disclaimer before and after you've said something ambiguously gay then you already knew what you were saying had all kind of homosexual context which 9 times out of 10 you probably really meant & you were just using "no homo" as a front. IMO that word is just a word invented where DL dudes can be gay in public and not receive the ramifications (LMAO, NO PUN INTENDED) of a gay dude....I've come to the realization that people say "no homo" more for themselves than for others, and that's just to reassure themselves of their masculinity and heterosexuality when saying things that, under other circumstances, they would not dare consider. But in all seriousness "no homo" is not funny by any means..it's played out, immature & asinine.

THE GAYEST QUOTE KNOWN TO MANKIND BUT WAS JUSTIFIED WITH THE "NO HOMO" SAYING“There aren’t too many men that can go after Ray-J. The man’s got a huge meat okay. He’s short the man is packing know what I’m saying. He’s got length on him, he’s got length…I got the width, shit is wide. It’s just, he got a foot on him, he may have a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man no homo. I know when respect is due…man is swanging. Ya’ll seen that shit, ya’ll know the man is swanging.” T-Pain

***(Oh yeah, and by the by, can people also PLEASE stop saying "that's wassup" after someone says something to them? because seriously tho people WHAT is wassup?!?! I still haven't figured it out yet and it bothers me even more when I ask "what's wassup?" & they retort "that"...honestly, just let it go....we didn't make fetch happen sooo let's just let these 2 sayings go already!)***

Poster Girl Badu

Erykah Badu is the poster girl for Tom Fords new fragrance "White Patchouli", this story broke back in February (I wasn't blogging then) but they weren't sure about the name of the fragrance, which I just stated earlier that it's called White Patchouli & I see why they chose her as the poster girl for it, because Patchouli (oil) was popular in the 60's & 70's and was mostly used by the free spirits & hippies some also use it to keep their dreads conditioned..others say it's used as an insect repellent....but at any rate, Badu looks great in the picture (i'm a sucker for black & white photos) I thought it was Eva Marcille (Pigford) at first.

Badu Speaks

Okay, I was kind of skeptical about posting this story because I saw it on MTO & we ALL know how their stories are majorly FALSIFIED, but then this morning I was replying to some of the forums on the erykah-badu.com message boards & came across a forum titled "Erykah rips okp for insults & rudeness"....the back story, there were a LOT of negative forums going around on the okp forum about Badu having 3 children by 3 different men.

me personally I don't think it's any of their business who this lady chooses to father her kids as long as she's taking care of them & the fathers are taking care of them 2, Like she's no different than one of their cousins doing the same thing, but she don't have them on child support & the kids are not taken care of by the system, so I think as long as she's providing for her children FINANCIALLY they have NO right whatsoever to talk. I loved her response & I think it was even funny on certain levels. It's a long reply so I don't want to post it here so if you want to read it,CHECK IT OUT HERE.

Me & Mrs. Jones

Former ANTM contestant Toccara Jones magazine spread has hit the scene, I love Toccara she's Supabad & I wouldn't mind some of her McLovin but yall seriously have to back me up on this because yall know I'm right.... baby girl has lost waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much weight to still be trying 2 carry those things around like that! that's gonna eventually lead to back problems, but these are just a few of my favorite pics from the shoot which was a 10 page spread.......

This one here (below) is a GREAT boobage shot, BUT her face is so dead!...I can hear Tyra in panel now "Toccara this is a beautiful picture & I wanted to believe the emotion you were trying to portray, but I just can't, this picture is fierce from the neck down, but you look so lost in the eyes, you know, you did this [*gives Toccara's facial expression*] when you should have been doing this....
[*gives SAME facial expression as Toccara's with wider eyes & a slit tilt to the head*]

No Air for the McFly's....

So like I seriously want to know why Nike is bull yanking the world?? everyone has been expecting these shoes McFly 2015 since FOREVER there's even been petitions to bring back the ORIGINAL shoes Marty McFly wore in "Back To The Future II" but we will be getting some "inspired" by the movie (pictured above) with same high section around the ankle & the grey color, they will also have "2015" on the tongues On a personal note I particularly don't care too much for the "inspired" shoes because they looking NOTHING like the real shoes McFly wore (pictured below) The shoes are to be released this summer, BUT where?... I don't know but I'll keep you posted... although I won't be buying them I'll save my money until 2015 (just in case they actually release the ORIGINAL shoes by McFly)

Teen arrested for making baby fly

Some people need to be put UNDER the jail for some of the things they do....This 16-year-old kid put up this video on YouTube, showing him using a pillow to launch an eight month old baby through the air. The child was left in the care of the family of the teen who was shooting the video.