Soulja Boy [DONT] Tell Em

Look at THIS bull shit...Ms. Soulja Boy went off on Twitter last night about the industry...nigga how DARE you criticize the rap game and you are the one who destroyed it.....I guess when yo album sales aint doing good you blame the people that helped you get all the money.....you talking about it's not all about the money but yet and still you do videos of you throwing money....the rap game aint the same no more because of you...and I hope you and yo lil butt wife Bow Wow are honestly thinking about giving the rap game up..AND YO LIVES TOO FOR THAT MATTER..BAOW!
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Random Rant

****Why am I in school today? knowing damn well that some or all of the 18 tornadoes could hit this state... everyone else is out of school but nooooooooo we here, stuck, looking stupid! like last semester it was 4 tornados hit the city (we were in class) the alarm went off and everything..... why they tried to keep us in class and told us that that was the alarm for the town over...like WTF?!?! all you have to do is go right up the street and you're in the next town/city soooooooo shouldn't we be leaving too? *sigh* I tell you 'bout black folks who get a bit of authority under their belts...

****People don't date anymore? wassup with that!?!?! like that's the main reason why relationships fail because people refuse to take the time out to date and get to know the person they're trying to build something with, because honestly if you really take the time out to get to know them you'll see that they probably aren't what you were expecting in a mate, don't meet for the first time and think that's you're date....go home f*ck, and then the next day yall a couple....that sooo won't cut the mustard.

****What don't you understand when you call me and I tell you i'm in class?!?!? that means i'll be in there the next 50 mins or hour and 20 minutes soooo don't call me back and ask me am I still in class ESPECIALLY if I answer the phone with a whisper or I send you to voicemail plz, don't leave me messages talking about some "oh, fa real? that's how you wanna do it now?...so you acting like that?" SERIOUSLY?? 

****I find it humorous and kinda ironic that the Republican National Convention had to take a backseat to the very thing they neglected 3 years ago HA!

****Why does everyone have a clothing line?

****Why does everyone who can't rap want to be a rapper?

 

****Why is Mary J. Blige hoping on folks remix like that would make the song better? because to me that made me dislike "Magic"

****These songs are like totally guilty pleasures and I can't believe i'm finna actually tell yall this Miley Cyrus- 7 Things; Miley Cyrus- See You Again; The Jonas Brothers- Burnin' Up.

****People bother me when they just stare at me for no reason like they waiting to say something but can't find the words... DAMMIT LOOK AWAY UNTIL YOU THINK OF SOMETHING!

****Don't you hate reading people dating profiles or myspace pages and they make you feel like your IQ has drastically dropped because you're trying to decipher what they meant to say in that phrase...UGH! give it up tards!

I guess that's all for now...

"Penitentiary Philosophy"

Wow, it's August already, this year is ALMOST over & I still hadn't done any of my resolutions (that's another reason why I hate making them) but I was reading "Who Moved My Cheese" for like the ump-teenth time, & out of all of my times reading the book, I've always read "The Story Before The Story" then "The Story" but I've never read "The Discussion". I've always taken something from the story after I've read it but I decided to go ahead and read the WHOLE book yesterday, & I took soo much more than I expected to take.

I came to the realization that some of the people in my life are Hem's and though I love them dearly, I think the only thing that's right for me to do is to go on in my life's "maze" and find my own "cheese", I know that sounds like I'm being mean & unfriendly but after trying to be a friend for soooooo long, you kind of get tired of trying to help because it starts to get you caught in their same mind frame, and tho it's not the fear of change that holds me back, it's more of the thought of losing a confidant and learning to trust new people because I'm kind of shy but outspoken on some aspects.

All and all, this book has asserted me to make those changes in my life when I think of them & don't just leave them lingering as thoughts and also try not to be so afraid of what's to come after they've been made because I've learned that I can whether the storm, it's just the calm before it that makes me apprehensive. But I guess it's time I leave some people behind with their silly hang-ups because it's becoming more & more obvious that they are not trying to travel the maze, but stay in comfort waiting for their cheese to come back or nibble off others cheese.......
I've realized my cheese has been taken, now I'm on a journey to get my shyt back so I can make it through that maze happy and satisfied for those who I'm leaving behind I won't forget you, but the writing is on the wall....read it and take heed to it, because it WILL help you out in the long run.

**EDITORS NOTE: If it seems as though I'm rambling I do apologize, but, I was kinda typing this in a rush.**

No Homo....

Okay, can people please, please, PLEASE stop using this ridiculous "no homo" tag on everything they post!?!?!?....Cam'ron or Juelz Santana, whoever made it up was gay for starting this lil phrase in the first place & THAT'S HOMO!...I hate hearing this with a passion, because personally I think if you have to say "no homo" as a disclaimer before and after you've said something ambiguously gay then you already knew what you were saying had all kind of homosexual context which 9 times out of 10 you probably really meant & you were just using "no homo" as a front. IMO that word is just a word invented where DL dudes can be gay in public and not receive the ramifications (LMAO, NO PUN INTENDED) of a gay dude....I've come to the realization that people say "no homo" more for themselves than for others, and that's just to reassure themselves of their masculinity and heterosexuality when saying things that, under other circumstances, they would not dare consider. But in all seriousness "no homo" is not funny by any means..it's played out, immature & asinine.

THE GAYEST QUOTE KNOWN TO MANKIND BUT WAS JUSTIFIED WITH THE "NO HOMO" SAYING“There aren’t too many men that can go after Ray-J. The man’s got a huge meat okay. He’s short the man is packing know what I’m saying. He’s got length on him, he’s got length…I got the width, shit is wide. It’s just, he got a foot on him, he may have a foot on him. Much respect Ray. Man to man no homo. I know when respect is due…man is swanging. Ya’ll seen that shit, ya’ll know the man is swanging.” T-Pain

***(Oh yeah, and by the by, can people also PLEASE stop saying "that's wassup" after someone says something to them? because seriously tho people WHAT is wassup?!?! I still haven't figured it out yet and it bothers me even more when I ask "what's wassup?" & they retort "that"...honestly, just let it go....we didn't make fetch happen sooo let's just let these 2 sayings go already!)***

Stupidity In The Work Place

Okay, these are the top 10 STUPIDEST questions I've been asked at work, & sometimes I'm too baffled to respond (this came about because I was asked 4 out of the 10 today)

1.) "Hey, are you busy?"
(uhm..lets see i'm sitting in front of the computer with papers on the desk AND in my lap..what do you think?!?!)

2.) "Are you about to go to lunch?"
(it's 12:00 & I'm walking towards the door with my keys.)

3.) "Are you making copies?"
(I swear I'm not just at the copy machine for my health.)

4.) "Hey, you at work today?"
(UHM HELLOOOOOO STUPID...did you NOT just see me clock in?)

5.) "You know how to work with computers?"
(DOUCHE WAD...dont I have the job?!?!?)

6.) You call the office and ask "Where you at?"
(uhm....where did you call?!?!?)

7.) "Can you come here for a second I've got a computer problem".....I walk in the office & their question is... "Where Can I go to listen to music online?" (uhm... shouldn't you be working?)

8.) "Oooh is it raining out there"
(do you NOT see me soaked holding an umbrella?)

9.) "Did you get that work I left for you?"
(uhm...isn't it gone off my desk??)

10.) "Hey guy, you still here?"
(did I NOT just walk by your office?!?!)